Mark 16:15

And He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation." -Mark 16:15
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

12.17.2016

Universalities

After living here for 2 months, I have learned a lot about the culture of Guatemala. However, something I did learn in my first week here was the fact of universalities.

Always living in the same place, I knew there were things that were universal, I just didn't know what. Coming to a place like Guatemala, I assumed a lot. Poverty is common, so I assumed there was grief in their hearts and not much to joke about. Wow, was I wrong! So here are six universalities I have discovered...

My favorite person to joke around with!
1. Humor and Sarcasm
Although Guatemalans are extremely joyful people, before coming here, I just did not realize that humor is definitely universal. I think my sarcastic attitude and being able to joke around was helpful here. Learning a language is difficult, so being able to laugh at yourself is actually quite important! Many of my Spanish-speaking friends and I have relationships that started with humor. It is one of the easiest ways to get to know someone, and a great way to grow a relationship. I discovered one Spanish pun at the start of my classes, and it has stayed my favorite:

John Cena
John Almuerzo
John Desayuno
(It only makes sense if you know Spanish!)

2. Laundry
Unless you are crazy, nobody likes to do their laundry. It is universal. Obviously, it is a bit easier when you have machines to do it for you, like we do in the U.S. I have been humbled by how hard they work to just do simple daily tasks, such as cook and clean. When you do not have machines for everything, it takes a lot longer to simply wash your clothing or dishes.

3. Entertainment
In today's age of technology and social media, the definition of poverty is changing. Nearly everyone has smartphones now. My neighbors, who live in a house made of metal sheets for walls, and dirt for floors, have smartphones. Yes, there is poverty here. But it is different now. Instead of saving money for education, food, and housing, people have phones. This need for entertainment is sad, but universal. Of course, there are people that do not have these privileges of having a phone. However, we do all find entertainment in one way or another. Here in Guatemala, even if people do not have a phone, they will find it in live music, TV, or even fireworks.

4. Post-It Note Pranks
Alongside the topic of humor, I discovered something very interesting. There are not many cars here, especially compared to the U.S. In America, you may see a post-it note prank every once in a while. Surprisingly enough, it is the same way here! One day, as I was walking, a car covered in post-it notes drove past. I had to laugh at the fact that this joke may be funny wherever you are!

5. Jehovah's Witnesses
Everyone knows the Jehovah's Witnesses for their widespread door-knocking and brochures. They even found my house in the middle of nowhere back home! When I arrived here, I had never even thought about that. They are in my town in Guatemala every day. As I talked to a Guatemalan friend, she was telling me about their widespread door-knocking here. I had to laugh when she told me about not wanting to answer the door, because I have definitely been in the same shoes.
However, I do not say this to offend anyone. I actually was recently talking with my host mom about this very topic. She is encouraged by the fact that they all go to the ends of the earth to proclaim their beliefs. Obviously, her and I both have many disagreements with the religions. But what if we, as Christians, always followed God's call? What if we shared the Gospel wherever we are? What if we went wherever He called us?

6. One Amazing God
The biggest lesson I learned here deals with unity and love. God's grace and love stretches to all places. One of my favorite verses, Acts 4:32 says, "Now the full number of those who believed were of one heart and soul, and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but they had everything in common." No matter where I am, He always remains. When I came here, I had nothing in common with anyone here. We could not even speak the same language! But when we find unity within Jesus Christ, we have everything in common. We are no longer strangers, but fellow citizens within the household of God.

11.03.2016

13 Things

I have been here for thirteen full days, and in my short time here, I have learned so much about the Guatemalan culture and way of life. I thought I would share with you thirteen things I have learned thus far...

1. It is completely normal for small children to sell alcohol on the streets.
While I was at the Sumpango Kite Festival, kids were yelling "Corona! Corona! Es frio!" These are types of things you don't see in the states...

2. Big guns are normal too.
Banks have money, therefore, they guard them with armed men. Sometimes, it makes me a bit apprehensive, but they do not use their rights in a bad way. I am all about supporting gun rights, and I am happy to see that there are barely ever abuses of these rights. It is more of an intimidation factor, and for some reason, it seems to work.
Cemetery in Sumpango on Day of the Dead
3. Cemeteries are a place to celebrate, not to mourn.
Day of the Dead, on November 1, is a widely-celebrated holiday in Guatemala, and in other Spanish-speaking countries. There are many old beliefs connected to the day; however, the holiday had moved away from the beliefs and more to a tradition. They celebrate the lives of their loved ones in such a beautiful way.

4. As a "gringo" in Guatemala, I have learned to expect stares. All the time.
It is not the most comfortable situation to always be the different one. I look a little out of place here, especially because I don't spend my time in the touristic area. It is odd to feel watched, but now I can put myself in the shoes of many Guatemalans in America.

5. Fireworks are fun at all times of day and night, mainly because we apparently love noise.
For real, Guatemalans seem to love noise. Fireworks go off randomly, including at 4 a.m. My favorite type of alarm clock...

6. You don't have to be good at singing to praise God with your musical talents (or lack thereof).
There are a few churches near my house, and I can assure you, they try to make it sound good, but there just isn't a whole lot of talent. Luckily, God doesn't care if you're good at singing or not. I love hearing these people crying out to God with no cares in the world of who hears them.

7. Roosters do not crow at the crack of dawn like all the stories claim.
In every perfect fairytale, the rooster crows to wake you up. Not here. They like to crow when you're trying to go to sleep. Or in the middle of the night. Or pretty much anytime you don't want to hear them.

8. Rules are only suggestions, especially on the road.
I am sure there are laws in Guatemala, but I honestly doubt that many are enforced. Stop signs are merely a suggestion that no one cares about, and lanes: what are those? We just like to weave around whoever we want on the road here.

9. Sunburn can happen in November.
I forgot about sunburn. I always get sunburnt. However, not usually in November. Surprise, surprise! Zara is now a tomato after a long day at the kite festival.

10. Cold showers remind you of how blessed you are.
Seriously. The first week here, I did not have warm water. Even their warm water isn't very warm. Hot water is such a blessing.

11. American politics could be worse.
Guatemalans love to ask me about my political views and who I voted for, because they know it is quite the show this year. However, they shouldn't be talking. They have a comedian for a president.

12. Sometimes you just have to be adventurous.
Most things I do here are out of my comfort. Even just going for a walk to get food on Sunday night can be scary, but God is with me through this adventure. Also, I tried some street food (which I am not supposed to eat because of the risk of getting sick), and it was worth the adventure. The food was fantastic, and I didn't get sick! I'll call it an accomplishment.

13. When you struggle to speak the same language, complete simple tasks, and lack the feeling of home and safety, you trust God for everything.
You don't rely on yourself, and then turn to God. God becomes your #1 stronghold, just like He should be. God is with me on this crazy journey, and I am so glad He called me to this beautiful place (even with all the crazy things listed above). An adventure it is.